Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each others faults. – Richard Armour
Ive suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. – Richard Armour
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. – Richard Armour
That money talks, Ill not deny, I heard it once: It said, Goodbye. – Richard Armour
Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us. – Jon Heder