Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each others faults. – Richard Armour
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. – Richard Armour
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. – Richard Armour
Ive suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. – Richard Armour
The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord. – Jon Meacham