Quote by Mark Russell
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless hes

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless hes been in so long that it just doesnt matter, and hes not running for president. But its just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and youre just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. – Mark Russell

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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. – Mark Russell

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