Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance. – Al Goldstein
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. – Al Goldstein
Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion. – Al Goldstein
The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage. – Al Goldstein
If we cant have the courage to tell our constituents, hey, weve got to cut back, then if we can point to something and say, I would like to vote for more benefits for you, but this balanced budget amendment or statutory spending cap or whatever the device is, is preventing me from doing it. – Jeff Flake