The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage. – Al Goldstein
For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do. – Al Goldstein
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. – Al Goldstein
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged. – Al Goldstein
Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us. – Jon Heder