If we did not flatter ourselves the flattery from others would not harm us. – Proverb Category: Flattery
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson Category: Admin Asst Day
After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers. – George W. Bush Category: legal
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson Category: Language
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: Home
