Quote by Stephen Baker
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especiall

Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. – Stephen Baker

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Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

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Cats
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Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. – Stephen Baker

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Cats
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God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. – Fernand Mery

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One cat just leads to another. – Ernest Hemingway

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Meow is like aloha — it can mean anything. – Hank Ketchum

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Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. – P.G. Wodehouse

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As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, Ill take roast chicken and dumplings. – Hattie McDaniel

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