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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especiall

Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. – Stephen Baker

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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction — and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. – Stephen Baker

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Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

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Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. – Stephen Baker

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It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. – Adlai Stevenson

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You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. – Jane Pauley

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The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. – Carl van Vechten

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A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. – William Ralph Inge

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