Quote by Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. – Garrison Keillor

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A cat pours his body on the floor like water. – William Lyon Phelps

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I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda

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God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. – Fernand Mery

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Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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