Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system wont. – Alfred Korzybski
Ive looked on many women with lust. Ive committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me. – Jimmy Carter
Discernment is Gods call to intercession, never to faultfinding. – Corrie Ten Boom
God will provide — ah, if only He would till He does! – Yiddish Proverb
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. – Yiddish Proverb
Forsake not God till you find a better master. – Scottish Proverb
Every man for himself and God for us all. – Proverb
What men usually ask for when they pray to God is, that two and two may not make four. – Proverb
Man does what he can, God does what he will. – Proverb
I find it interesting that the meanest life, the poorest existence, is attributed to Gods will, but as human beings become more affluent, as their living standard and style begin to ascend the material scale, God descends the scale of responsibility at a commensurate speed. – Maya Angelou
With God, what is terrible is that one never knows whether its not just a trick of the devil. – Jean Anouilh
God is Love, we are taught as children to believe. But when we first begin to get some inkling of how He loves us, we are repelled; it seems so cold, indeed, not love at all as we understand the word. – W. H. Auden
They that deny a God destroy mans nobility; for certainly man is of kin to the beasts by his body; and, if he be not of kin to God by his spirit, he is a base and ignoble creature. – Francis Bacon
I went to the root of things, and found nothing but Him alone. – Mira Bai
We know all their gods; they ignore ours. What they call our sins are our gods, and what they call their gods, we name otherwise. – Natalie Clifford Barney
To place oneself in the position of God is painful: being God is equivalent to being tortured. For being God means that one is in harmony with all that is, including the worst. The existence of the worst evils is unimaginable unless God willed them. – Georges Bataille
How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones. – Samuel Beckett
The bastard! He doesnt exist! – Samuel Beckett
Gods providence is on the side of clear heads. – Henry Ward Beecher
