How important the concept of God is, and how instead of valuing what has been given us, we with light hearts spurn it because of absurdities that have been attached to it. – Leo Tolstoy
Let me tell you, it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind of a head pounding, hung over for four hours in America – and its shaping up to be a nasty day, but its still morning in America. – Glenn Beck
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but when I told that story around the campfire, nobody got scared. – Jack Handey