Quote by Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance o

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. – Alfred Hitchcock

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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. – Alfred Hitchcock

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Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didnt change peoples habits. It just kept them inside the house. – Alfred Hitchcock

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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. – Alfred Hitchcock

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Rated G is nobody gets the girl. PG is the good guy gets the girl. R is the bad guy gets the girl. XXX is everybody gets the girl. – Author Unknown

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Most horror movies are certainly that. – Brendan Francis

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Acting: An art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing. – Ralph Richardson

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