The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. – Alfred Hitchcock
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. – Alfred Hitchcock
If its a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on. – Alfred Hitchcock
Im frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. Ive never tasted it. – Alfred Hitchcock