Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. – Clement Clarke Moore
Santa is our cultures only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. Its a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and thats a pity. – Chris Van Allsburg
I love giving gifts and I love receiving them. I really like giving little kids extravagant gifts. You see their little faces light up and they get excited. If its a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands. – Gina Gershon
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: theres the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in. – Marcelene Cox
Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. – Kin Hubbard
Theres a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. Ill not be parting with that, nor our bed – the four-poster – Ill be needing that to die in. – Helen Hayes
Even though were a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, its beginning to look a lot like Christmas. – Richard Roeper
I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality – youre told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things. – Richard Dawkins
Now Im an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. – Orson Welles
You have to remind kids to stay connected to the meaning of Christmas. Sometimes it takes a little bit of effort, but its so worth it. – Caroline Kennedy
Its surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends. – Christopher Hitchens
Ive always loved Christmas and thats not really gone away from me from being a child to now. Its always a magical time and Im unashamed in my love for Christmas. – Martin Freeman
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, I cant think of anything to give you, but heres a new suitcase. Afterward, I was like, What were you thinking, idiot? – Jensen Ackles
You cant allow the forces of political correction to shut you up. I mean, why are people afraid to say, Merry Christmas? Give me a break. If people dont like it, yeah, they can go do something else. – Benjamin Carson
The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mothers hand making sure I was settled in bed. – Paul Engle
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldnt imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If Im gone for six days it feels like too much. – Adam Carolla
You dont want your jewelry to make you look fat. A lot of whats out there now does – you just wind up looking like a Christmas tree. – Padma Lakshmi
Christmas in L.A. is weird. Theres no snow. Its not even cold. – Ellie Goulding
Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. – Lewis Black
So were considering doing a new Christmas album, because theres been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of The Most Offensive Song Ever with lyrics intact. – Trey Parker
