Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But Im past that age. – Katharine Hepburn
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. Im like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. – Avril Lavigne
Age is just a number. Its totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. – Joan Collins
Bad news isnt wine. It doesnt improve with age. – Colin Powell
Age is a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it dont matter. – Satchel Paige
In the information age, you dont teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today hed have a talk show. – Timothy Leary
Old age: the crown of life, our plays last act. – Marcus Tullius Cicero
I think women should start to embrace their age. Whats the alternative to getting older? You die. I cant change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy. – Olivia Munn
Age is getting to know all the ways the world turns, so that if you cannot turn the world the way you want, you can at least get out of the way so you wont get run over. – Miriam Makeba
Wives are young mens mistresses, companions for middle age, and old mens nurses. – Francis Bacon
Wisdom doesnt necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – Tom Wilson
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. Youre young enough to get away with things, but youre old enough, too. – Liv Tyler
Age shouldnt affect you. Its just like the size of your shoes – they dont determine how you live your life! Youre either marvellous or youre boring, regardless of your age. – Steven Morrissey
I am, as Ive said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary. – Billy Joel
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the idiot voters because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, youre either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster. – Ann Coulter
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
The wisdom of age: dont stop walking. – Mason Cooley
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny
Age is the acceptance of a term of years. But maturity is the glory of years. – Martha Graham
