Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes. – Erving Goffman Category: Taxes
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. – Laurence J. Peter Category: Taxes
Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income. – Alfred E. Neuman Category: Taxes
If the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, how he must hate the taxpayer! – John Andrew Holmes Category: Taxes
Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!… God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine. – A.P. Herbert Category: Smoking
