The only consistent hobby Ive had is studying Spanish and French because of some delusion of grandeur to work around the world. I love sports but usually Im looking for the next job. – William Sanderson
We coaches have to learn how to deal with that: How do I get to each one best – with a talk, with video analysis? And what sort of tone? We need our own coaches for that. The sports psychologist coaches me too. – Jurgen Klinsmann
I shouldnt have got married. My dad told me. I was 35 and I got married. He said, Youre too young to be married. What? Im 35. Said, Youre far too young. You havent lived yet. He was right, bless him, thanks, Dad. – Rod Stewart
I dont know how many sacred cows there are today. I think theres a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. Thats kind of regrettable. – Bob Newhart
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. – Murphy’s Law
