Yeah, after each of my downhill putts. – Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts Category: Golf
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five. – Paul Harvey Category: Golf
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. – Chi Chi Rodriguez Category: Golf
If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner. – Lindsey Nelson Category: Politics
So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly arise and make them miserable. – Aldous Huxley Category: Men
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five. – Charles Barkley Category: Sports :: Basketball
What they sell to the masses are the chains you must break if you are ever to be in control of your life. – Mike Dolan, @HawaiianLife Category: Society
