By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection. – Frank Moore Colby

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. – H. L. Mencken

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasnt any Santa Claus, and hes still upset. – James G. Cozzens

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. – H. L. Mencken