The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. – Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. – Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of. – Ambrose Bierce