It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain