The best director is the one you dont see. – Billy Wilder

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder
France is the country where the money falls apart and you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder
Random Quotes
To prevent beer from being turned by thunder.— Having ascertained that it is perfectly good, draw off entirely in pint pots; then having collected an equal number of railway navigators, distribute accordingly. This will answer in the hottest summer. – “Advice Gratis,” The World of Wit and Humour edited by George Manville Fenn, 187
Well, it is so difficult right now when you look out on the road and how fast people go and the more and more cars you see out there, for teenagers, youd think a kid that literally, a few years before, was sitting back in a car seat in the back seat is now behind the wheel. – Amy Klobuchar
