Before thirty, men seek disease; after thirty, diseases seek men. – Chinese Proverb
If you want happiness for an hour — take a nap. If you want happiness for a day — go fishing. If you want happiness for a month — get married. If you want happiness for a year — inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime — help someone else. – Chinese Proverb
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down. – Chinese Proverb
Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases. – Chinese Proverb
Theres something brave and touching about game girls of all ages keeping themselves smart in hard times – one thinks of those wonderful women during World War II drawing stocking seams in eyebrow pencil up the back of legs stained with gravy browning because nylons were so hard to get hold of. – Julie Burchill