It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But its not, its a visa, and it runs out fast. – Julie Burchill
Its received wisdom that the English are uniquely child-unfriendly. – Julie Burchill
It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But its not, its a visa, and it runs out fast. – Julie Burchill
Its received wisdom that the English are uniquely child-unfriendly. – Julie Burchill
As a kid, I grew to define what I didnt want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning women on the bus, hearing them bang on about their aches and pains, both real and imagined. – Julie Burchill
Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to deaths perfect punctuation mark is a smile. – Julie Burchill