It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But its not, its a visa, and it runs out fast. – Julie Burchill
Women, more often than not, do things which arent remotely relaxing but are all about preening, which is just another sort of work. – Julie Burchill
The money I pay for my cultural experiences came willingly from my own pocket – they were not the result of bread being removed from the mouths of the poor so that Miss Thing here could mince off to the circus smelling of roses. – Julie Burchill
Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, Ill show you a little man. – Julie Burchill