Quote by Stephen Baker
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of convict

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction — and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. – Stephen Baker

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Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

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Cats
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. – Stephen Baker

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Cats
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A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal. – Agnes Repplier

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Cats

There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. – Jules Champfleury

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Cats

The best kind of alarm clock is the purring kind. – Terri Guillemets

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Cats

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Cats

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I am very lucky because I am realizing my childhood dreams, and after presenting my shows its like a party. – Jean Paul Gaultier

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The greatest conqueror is he who overcomes the enemy without a blow. – Chinese Proverb

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