Quote by Stephen Baker
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of convict

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction — and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. – Stephen Baker

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Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

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Cats
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. – Stephen Baker

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I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. – Jules Verne

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Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. – Lillian Johnson

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If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved. – Pierre Loti

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Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. – Monica Edwards

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In life there are no problems, that is, objective and external choices there is only the life which we do not resolve as a problem but which we live as an experience, whatever the final result may be. – Alberto Moravia

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The sweet bite and magical melt of pure milk chocolate — every taste takes you to a happy place, just as satisfying and delicious as when you were little. – Lake Champlain Chocolates, www.lakechamplainchocolates.com

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The spirited horse, which will try to win the race of its own accord, will run even faster if encouraged. – Ovid

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