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Quote by Sterling Ford
The guy has baggy pants, flat feet, the most miserable, bedraggled

The guy has baggy pants, flat feet, the most miserable, bedraggled-looking little bastard you ever saw; makes itchy gestures as though hes got crabs under his arms — but hes funny. – Sterling Ford

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