If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? – George Carlin Category: Firefighters
You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager. – Author Unknown Category: Firefighters
I hate fishing, and I cant imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive. – Joseph Barbera Category: car
A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. – John B. Priestly Category: Time
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. – Joseph Heller Category: Dental
What is ironic is that Allen Ginsbergs importance was in its twilight for so many years that it took his death to bring it to the front page. He electrified an entire world! – Rita Dove Category: Death
