You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager. – Author Unknown Category: Firefighters
You might be a firefighter if you had to extricate someone by cutting the car doors off on one side and realized there was nothing wrong with the doors on the other side. – Author Unknown Category: Firefighters
The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage. – Al Goldstein Category: Marriage
Strawberries are the angels of the earth — innocent and sweet with green leafy wings reaching heavenward. – Terri Guillemets Category: Food
