Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp
This school was on top of a hill so that God could see everything that went on. It looked like a cross between a prison and a church and it was. – Quentin Crisp
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. – Quentin Crisp
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. – Quentin Crisp
