My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. – Quentin Crisp
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. – Quentin Crisp

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. – Quentin Crisp
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. – Quentin Crisp
Its no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer. By then, pigs will be your style. – Quentin Crisp
I recommend limiting ones involvement in other peoples lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises. – Quentin Crisp