Quotes by

Mason Cooley

After my spectacular failures, I could not be satisfied with an ordinary success. – Mason Cooley

When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion. – Mason Cooley

Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love. – Mason Cooley

The power of lying is much less than the power of what is not to be discussed. – Mason Cooley

Office politics are bloody-minded, but weak on content. – Mason Cooley

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley

Even cats grow lonely and anxious. – Mason Cooley

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. – Mason Cooley

The only peace is being out of earshot. – Mason Cooley

Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage. – Mason Cooley

Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does. – Mason Cooley

The passion for money is never fickle. – Mason Cooley

To understand someone, find out how he spends his money. – Mason Cooley

Money: power at its most liquid. – Mason Cooley

Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm. – Mason Cooley

Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are. – Mason Cooley

Fantasy mirrors desire. Imagination reshapes it. – Mason Cooley

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. – Mason Cooley

Every literary critic believes he will outwit history and have the last word. – Mason Cooley

Dancing and running shake up the chemistry of happiness. – Mason Cooley