Quotes by

Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. – Mae West

Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. – Mae West

A hard man is good to find. – Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be taxing. – Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. – Mae West

Look your best – who said love is blind? – Mae West

Brains are an asset, if you hide them. – Mae West

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. – Mae West

Sex is emotion in motion. – Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. – Mae West

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. – Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. – Mae West

No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. – Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. – Mae West

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. – Mae West