Its almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music. – John Mayer
A mans got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. – John Mayer
Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix. – John Mayer
Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart… good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, its done. – John Mayer
Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure theyre getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. Thats why you have them! – Alison Sweeney