Communism doesnt work because people like to own stuff. – Frank Zappa
Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something wed all love one another. – Frank Zappa
The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. – Frank Zappa
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change peoples minds. – Frank Zappa
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. – Frank Zappa
Music is always a commentary on society. – Frank Zappa
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. – Frank Zappa
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. – Frank Zappa
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. – Frank Zappa
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. – Frank Zappa
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. – Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. – Frank Zappa
