All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa
The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. – Frank Zappa
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something wed all love one another. – Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. – Frank Zappa