All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. – Frank Zappa
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change peoples minds. – Frank Zappa
Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa
We are persuaded that good Christians will always be good citizens, and that where righteousness prevails among individuals the Nation will be great and happy. Thus while just government protects all in their religious rights, true religion affords to government its surest support. – George Washington