Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. – Frank Zappa

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Change
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Education
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Apartheid education, rarely mentioned in the press or openly confronted even among once-progressive educators, is alive and well and rapidly increasing now in the United States. – Jonathan Kozol

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Education

I hope to focus on what Im passionate about because I think Id do them best job on them – education, urban education, women and childrens issues and literacy. – Jenna Bush

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Education

My hope was that organizations would start including this range of skills in their training programs – in other words, offer an adult education in social and emotional intelligence. – Daniel Goleman

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Education

Excitement in education and student productivity, the ability to get a result that you want from students, go together and cannot be separated. – Major Owens

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Education

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Freedom is a possession of inestimable value. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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There were periods of my life when a lot of people didnt believe in me. I still had faith in myself. I really had to ask myself life questions. Where do I see myself in five years? Create a ladder for yourself, and walk up the steps. Climb that ladder. – Fergie

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When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. – Anton Chekhov, The Cherry Orchard

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The people at the record company had asked me if I could write a song about my life, my relationship with God, and where Im from. Well, I cant write a song on purpose, my songs come in a moment of inspiration or desperation. – Billy Ray Cyrus

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