Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. – Frank Zappa

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design
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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa

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good
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Learn to think continentally. – Alexander Hamilton

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The very spring and root of honesty and virtue lie in good education. – Plutarch

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If the education and studies of children were suited to their inclinations and capacities, many would be made useful members of society that otherwise would make no figure in it. – Samuel Richardson

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But instead of standing up for reason, our government is handing education over to the world of faith. – Polly Toynbee

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Give us grace and strength to forbear and to persevere. Give us courage and gaiety and the quiet mind, spare to us our friends, soften to us our enemies. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. – Oscar Wilde

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The men and women of Afghanistan are building a nation that is free, and proud, and fighting terror – and America is honored to be their friend. – George W. Bush

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We fear the thing we want the most. – Robert Anthony

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