Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change peoples minds. – Frank Zappa

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Change
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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. – Frank Zappa

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design
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Other Quotes from
Education
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Scientific research and other studies have demonstrated that arts education can enhance American students math and language skills and improve test scores which in turn increase chances of higher education and good jobs in the future. – Thad Cochran

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Education

Economic prosperity and quality education for our children are inexorably linked. – Jon Huntsman, Jr.

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Education

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. – Ambrose Bierce

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Education

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Education

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Nature makes woman to be won and men to win. – George William Curtis

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Never forget that the key to the situation lies in the will and not in the imagination. – Evelyn Underhill

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To establish any mode to abolish war, however advantageous it might be to Nations, would be to take from such Government the most lucrative of its branches. – Thomas Paine

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Government

My curiosity and my appetite for evolving as an actor is one of the main components of me still working today in the business. – Kim Cattrall

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