Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa

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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. – Frank Zappa

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My background was computer science and business school, so eventually I worked my way up where I was running product groups – development, testing, marketing, user education. – Melinda Gates

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Education is that whole system of human training within and without the school house walls, which molds and develops men. – W. E. B. Du Bois

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The most important thing we can do is inspire young minds and to advance the kind of science, math and technology education that will help youngsters take us to the next phase of space travel. – John Glenn

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As a Member of Congress, Ive continued my familys tradition of focusing on education. – Mark Kennedy

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Ceremonies are important. But our gratitude has to be more than visits to the troops, and once-a-year Memorial Day ceremonies. We honor the dead best by treating the living well. – Jennifer M. Granholm

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Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life it supports them all, lends strength to them all ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust. – Marquis de Sade

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It has been my honor to support and work with President Barack Obama, a man who has brought courage and character to the presidency. President Obamas strength of character leads him to do the right thing, even when it isnt the easy thing. – Harry Reid

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