If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa
Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa
Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. – Frank Zappa
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. – Frank Zappa