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Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. – Frank Zappa

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Change
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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. – Frank Zappa

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design
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We must promote upward mobility, starting with solutions that speak to our broken education system, broken immigration policy, and broken safety-net programs that foster dependency instead of helping people get back on their feet. – Paul Ryan

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The Constitution was written by 55 educated and highly intelligent men in Philadelphia in 1787, but it was written so that it could be understood by people of limited education and modest intelligence. – John Jay Hooker

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Education

Maybe its a tired tale, but without an education, youre not going to go anywhere. – H. G. Bissinger

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Pell Grants are, and have been, critically important tools in making higher education a possibility for lower- and middle-income students. – Christopher Dodd

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Those who want to reap the benefits of this great nation must bear the fatigue of supporting it. – Thomas Paine

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. – Jay McInerney

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My first marriage was very traditional, in the church, and then we left the church and went to the reception hall. So this time, Id like to go fairy tale all the way. – NeNe Leakes

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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