Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. – Frank Zappa

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Change
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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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Other Quotes from
Education
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What makes me angry? The education of children. How in Gods name can you expect to have a functioning society the way we teach our kids? – Kathleen Turner

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Education

I give the children education. – Jackie Chan

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Education

Whatever education I got was from experience and reading. But I also realize I wouldnt pass my friends sixth-grade class. – Michelle Williams

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Education

One of the great failings of our education system is that we tend to focus on those who are succeeding in exams, and there are plenty of them. But what we should also be looking at, and a lot more urgently, is those who fail. – Michael Morpurgo

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Education

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Dont try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It cant be done except by liars. – Bernard Baruch

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I sure lost my musical direction in Hollywood. My songs were the same conveyer belt mass production, just like most of my movies were. – Elvis Presley

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movies

The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem. – Theodore Rubin

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Adversity

Culture is only true when implicitly critical, and the mind which forgets this revenges itself in the critics it breeds. Criticism is an indispensable element of culture. – Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno

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Criticism