Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

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One attraction of Latin is that you can immerse yourself in the poems of Horace and Catullus without fretting over how to say, “Have a nice day.” – Peter Brodie

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If an ignorant person is attracted by the things of the world, that is bad. But if a learned person is thus attracted, it is worse. – Abu Bakr

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Education

Education forms the common mind. Just as the twig is bent, the trees inclined. – Alexander Pope

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Outright bans on plastic bags may not be the best solution, but education and incentives to get people to stop using them are necessary. – David Suzuki

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The true humanist maintains a just balance between sympathy and selection. – Irving Babbitt

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My father was my teacher. But most importantly he was a great dad. – Beau Bridges

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There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure. – Max Eastman

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The failure of the White House and Congress to seriously address the nations fiscal situation is certain to broaden the belief among many voters that the U.S. political system is broken. – Ron Fournier

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