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Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

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The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. – Frank Zappa

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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. – Frank Zappa

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I stupidly ignored education completely. I found it dull and I preferred to cause chaos and have fun. I regret this massively now. – Dominic Cooper

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Dont let schooling interfere with your education. – Mark Twain

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I give the children education. – Jackie Chan

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Do I dare set forth here the most important, the most useful rule of all education? It is not to save time, but to squander it. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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