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Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

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Frank Zappa
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. – Frank Zappa

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I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that. – Sparky Anderson

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Lets remember the children who come from broken homes, surrounded by crime, drugs, temptation, their peers having babies out of wedlock, but who still manage to get a good education despite the many obstacles they face every day. – Armstrong Williams

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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny. – Charles Barkley

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Tis education forms the common mind just as the twig is bent the trees inclined. – Alexander Pope

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Have you hugged yourself today? – Anonymous

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I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties in fact, Im the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party, Im always working or promoting something. – Paris Hilton

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You can find inspiration from others but determination is solely your responsibility. – Dodinsky, www.dodinsky.com

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I realized that I would have some very tough sledding, and I was very discouraged because I didnt see much hope of getting into the field I wanted to get into with no college education. – Clyde Tombaugh

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