Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change peoples minds. – Frank Zappa

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Change
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Education
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Let woman out of the home, let man into it, should be the aim of education. The home needs man, and the world outside needs woman. – Pearl S. Buck

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Education

Education, like neurosis, begins at home. – Milton Sapirstein

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Education

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to an human soul. – Joseph Addison

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Education

Catholic schools in our Nations education have been paramount in teaching the values that we as parents seek to instill in our children. – Joe Baca

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Education

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