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Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa

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good
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Frank Zappa
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Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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Frank Zappa
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The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. – Frank Zappa

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design
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Frank Zappa
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Other Quotes from
Education
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla

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Education

Giving women education, work, the ability to control their own income, inherit and own property, benefits the society. If a woman is empowered, her children and her family will be better off. If families prosper, the village prospers, and eventually so does the whole country. – Isabel Allende

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Education

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious — just dead wrong. – R.Baker

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Education

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. – Mark Twain

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Education

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Dishonesty, cowardice and duplicity are never impulsive. – George A. Knight

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I mean, Emily Harris was his wife. And she seemed to resent his leadership, but on the other hand, she felt like a good soldier, that he had to be the leader. – Patty Hearst

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Leadership

Under the giving snow blossoms a daring spring. – Terri Guillemets

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Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men. – Confucius

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Courage