If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. – Frank Zappa
Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something wed all love one another. – Frank Zappa
Im not convinced that women have the education or the sense of their own history enough or that they understand the cruelty of which men are capable and the delight that many men will take in seeing you choose to chain yourself – then they get to say See, you did it yourself. – Alice Walker