If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa
Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa
Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. – Frank Zappa
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa
Im a good son, a good father, a good husband – Ive been married to the same woman for 30 years. Im a good friend. I finished college, I have my education, I donate money anonymously. So when people criticize the kind of characters that I play on screen, I go, You know, thats part of history. – Samuel L. Jackson