Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

Other quotes by Frank Zappa

Most people wouldnt know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. – Frank Zappa

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Music
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No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. – Frank Zappa

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Change
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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. – Frank Zappa

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good
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Other Quotes from
Education
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Of course the EU and member states must work to ensure that people moving from one country to another understand their obligations and their rights in areas like health, road safety and further education. – John Bruton

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Education

Im a good son, a good father, a good husband – Ive been married to the same woman for 30 years. Im a good friend. I finished college, I have my education, I donate money anonymously. So when people criticize the kind of characters that I play on screen, I go, You know, thats part of history. – Samuel L. Jackson

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Education

I scored a 910 on my SAT. I didnt care about education. I dont know what I cared about. – Skeet Ulrich

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Education

Just as the science and art of agriculture depend upon chemistry and botany, so the art of education depends upon physiology and psychology. – Edward Thorndike

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Education

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A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. – Latin Proverb

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Thats what I love from metal, and thats what I love from hip-hop. Thats what I love from any music thats hard, thats got an edge to it-The attitude in it. – Kid Rock

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I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs. – Diane Abbott

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Fear