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Quote by Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. – Frank Zappa

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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something wed all love one another. – Frank Zappa

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Love
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Frank Zappa
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The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. – Frank Zappa

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design
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Frank Zappa
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. – Frank Zappa

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Ignorance
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Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Education

Its commonly said that people whove been ill in childhood and whove had an upset education never really regret that they do. It means that you dont look at the world in the way that other people do, and if you were inclined to be a writer, thats a help. – John Keegan

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Education

I am a big believer in education, because when I grew up in Austria – when I grew up in Austria I had a great education. I had great teachers. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Education

I am a firm believer in education and have worked very hard to tell young Latinos that they must go to college and that, if possible, they should pursue an advanced degree. I am convinced that education is the great equalizer. – Jimmy Smits

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Education

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Almost all the ideas we have about being a man or being a woman are so burdened with pain, anxiety, fear and self-doubt. For many of us, the confusion around this question is excruciating. – Andrew Cohen

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Children can write poetry and then, unless theyre poets, they stop when reach puberty. – Dennis Potter

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I am at that age when you panic at the slightest thing. – Rupert Everett

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You dont go into politics unless you want to win. – Rand Paul

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