I have always wanted a bunny and Ill always have a rabbit the rest of my life. – Amy Sedaris
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like youre stupid. – Amy Sedaris

I have always wanted a bunny and Ill always have a rabbit the rest of my life. – Amy Sedaris
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like youre stupid. – Amy Sedaris
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. – Amy Sedaris
My parents came from Russia and suddenly they wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Brookline, Massachusetts and they felt the sun rose and set on Franklin Delano Roosevelts backside because he meant so much to them. This was freedom. This was something totally different from the Russia they had left. – Mike Wallace