If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? – François VI de la Rochefoucault

There are men whom you will never dislodge from an opinion, except by taking possession of it yourself. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

Interchangeable parts don’t, leakproof seals aren’t, and self-starters won’t. – Author Unknown