[W]hen I hear or read a good line I can hardly wait to tell it to somebody else… – Robert Byrne, The Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said,
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food – unless, of course, its a mallard. – Ted Nugent
Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions, the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind. – Napoleon Bonaparte