An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject. – Robert Brault
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser — in case you thought optimism was dead. – Robert Brault

An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject. – Robert Brault
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser — in case you thought optimism was dead. – Robert Brault
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing. – Robert Brault
The object of most prayers is to wangle an advance on good intentions. – Robert Brault
That part of a work of one author found in another is not of itself piracy, or sufficient to support an action; a man may adopt part of the work of another; he may so make use of another’s labors for the promotion of science and the benefit of the public. – Lord Ellenborough, quoted in Bouvier’s Law Dictionary by John Bouvier, 8th