How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when theyre giving you an enema. – Warren Beatty
Youve achieved success in your field when you dont know whether what youre doing is work or play. – Warren Beatty
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. – Warren Beatty
For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship. – Warren Beatty
When we can drain the Ocean into mill-ponds, and bottle up the Force of Gravity, to be sold by retail, in gas jars; then may we hope to comprehend the infinitudes of mans soul under formulas of Profit and Loss; and rule over this too, as over a patent engine, by checks, and valves, and balances. – Thomas Carlyle