I was always a sports nut but Ive lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London. – John Cleese
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese
I cant tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, its like going to somebody elses Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and youre there and youre not quite sure what youre supposed to be doing. – John Cleese
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. – John Cleese