Quote by Beverly Jones
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. – Beverly Jones

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Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles. – Beverly Jones

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If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam. – Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth)

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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. – Author Unknown

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No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right. She may scold you for little things, but never for the big ones. – Harry Truman

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The mother of boys work son-up to son-down. – Author Unknown

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