For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. Im not one of those pretty criers. – Sherri Shepherd
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet. – Sherri Shepherd

