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Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, Break

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, Breakfast of Champions is one of the funniest books Ive ever read. – Justin Halpern

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I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win. – Justin Halpern

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movingon
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Im not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently. – Justin Halpern

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cool
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What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. – Bernard Williams

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The president of General Motors was in a foul humor. – Arthur Hailey

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If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor. – Kate Beckinsale

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I dont think humor is forced upon my universe its a part of it. – Manuel Puig

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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death. – George Bernard Shaw

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Poverty and lack of knowledge must be challenged. – Russell Simmons

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All morning they watched for the plane which they thought would be looking for them. They cursed war in general and PTs in particular. At about ten oclock the hulk heaved a moist sigh and turned turtle. – John Hersey

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