Quote by Justin Halpern
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, Break

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, Breakfast of Champions is one of the funniest books Ive ever read. – Justin Halpern

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I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win. – Justin Halpern

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movingon
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Im not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently. – Justin Halpern

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cool
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Humor
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Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and theyre short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. – Sergio Aragones

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Humor

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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Humor

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

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Humor

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. – Robert Frost

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My government, you can be assured, will be less focused on personalities. It is about treating people with respect. I think complaining about the community not being able to see the wisdom of our ideas is the wrong approach. – Jay Weatherill

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It took me so many years to move out. Im definitely a bit of a Peter Pan, reluctant to grow up. It all seemed really nice at home-why change it? Part of me would prefer not to have any responsibility whatsoever. – Helena Bonham Carter

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