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Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, Breakfast of Champions is one of the funniest books Ive ever read. – Justin Halpern

Other quotes by Justin Halpern

Im not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently. – Justin Halpern

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cool
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I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win. – Justin Halpern

Category:
movingon
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Humor
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To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. – Gelett Burgess

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Humor

If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. – Lynda Barry

Category:
Humor

When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did. – Allen Klein

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Humor

Humor is mankinds greatest blessing. – Mark Twain

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Humor

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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. – James Thurber

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Reading the epitaphs, our only salvation lies in resurrecting the dead and burying the living. – Paul Eldridge

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Our most famous writers are Faulkner and Eudora Welty and Flannery OConnor. It would make sense that the poetry would reflect some of those same values, some of the same techniques. – Robert Morgan

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famous

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. – Danny McGoorty

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