Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. – Author Unknown Category: Age
The best way to live your life is to go to the other side of the rainbow young, but at a very old age. – Craig D. Slovak Category: Age
A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper Category: Age
People dont realize that Im really funny and Im an excellent bridge player. – Sheryl Crow Category: funny
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. – H.L. Mencken Category: Labor Day
