The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — and they’ll settle for a puppy every time. – Winston Pendelton Category: Brothers
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. – Sam Levenson Category: Brothers
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. – Garrison Keillor Category: Brothers
Women are like elephants. I like to look at em, but I wouldnt want to own one. – W. C. Fields Category: Women
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood Category: Cows
