Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow — Im sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, Ill kill you if you quote it. – Gelett Burgess
Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful. – Gelett Burgess

Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow — Im sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, Ill kill you if you quote it. – Gelett Burgess
Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful. – Gelett Burgess
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. – Gelett Burgess
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress. – Gelett Burgess
One day when I was like 9, I heard the Beatles on the radio, and I asked my dad who they were. He told me they were the best band in the world, and I became obsessed. He started giving me their albums in sequential order, and I listened to them – and only them – until I was probably in high school. – Lukas Haas