Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow — Im sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, Ill kill you if you quote it. – Gelett Burgess
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress. – Gelett Burgess
Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow — Im sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, Ill kill you if you quote it. – Gelett Burgess
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress. – Gelett Burgess
Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful. – Gelett Burgess
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. – Gelett Burgess
It should be a pleasure to the appreciative reader, while recognizing their beauty, to cull these flowers of thought for the benefit of those who, less fortunate than himself, have not the time to indulge in literary pleasures. – Maturin M. Ballou, January 1886, preface to Edge-Tools of Speech