Quotes by

Gelett Burgess

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful. – Gelett Burgess

Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow — Im sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, Ill kill you if you quote it. – Gelett Burgess

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress. – Gelett Burgess

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. – Gelett Burgess