Quote by Yoko Ono
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. – Yoko Ono

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If people want to make war they should make a color war, and paint each others’ cities up in the night in pinks and greens. – Yoko Ono

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What the Beatles did was something incredible, it was more than what a band could do. We have to give them respect. – Yoko Ono

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Is truth always positive? Of course. Once the truth comes out, you know, its all right. Were scared that if the truth comes out that its not all right. Its the other way around. – Yoko Ono

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