Lesbian humor isnt trying to sell anything, it doesnt have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act if it werent, more women would do it. – Kate Clinton
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams