I wish life had an Undo function. – Author Unknown

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. Its like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. – Louis C. K.

Every piece of software written today is likely going to infringe on someone elses patent. – Miguel de Icaza