Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later. – Dana Stewart Scott Category: Back to School
The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. – Ralph W. Sockman Category: Back to School
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. – Attributed to both Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok Category: Back to School
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. – Author Unknown Category: Back to School
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner Category: Women
Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, and sign your will before you sup from home. – Samuel Johnson Category: Death
