When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks. – Patricia Neal
I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We havent a hope. I know the presiding judge too: Ive had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked. – Alphonse Karr
I was a senior in high school when I decided I wanted to work on ants as a career. I just fell in love with them, and have never regretted it. – E. O. Wilson